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who: Hollywood star Martin Sheen
what: Claims George W Bush is a `moron`
when: Yesterday
snippet: Sheen, who plays the US president in hit series `The West Wing`, says the job is only attractive to someone with `an enormous ego`. "Your life is over as soon as you say you want to occupy the Oval Office. George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you`ll pardon the expression," he reportedly said to the BBC. [... more]

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